I believe we can solve the dilemma now facing our country with this simple solution. Allow Trump and his family to move and set up a resort in South Dakota, and encourage his ardent followers to join him there. With a special election (no mail-in ballots or Dominion voting machines allowed) he could then be named Governor and President of the state and move the capitol to Sturgis with no masks required. He might even add his head to Mount Rushmore! On the other hand, this might not work for the Native Americans now living there and could touch off an Indian uprising… Maybe Idaho?
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